art house/venue//residence the-67;
"a spectacle of the bizzart"
One of London's most extraordinary venues with 4 floors, 5 stage areas, over 40 screens including 3 large projections in the garden, smoke machine & lasers, multi-coloured strobes, rooftop areas, an outdoor bath(drinks cooler), a bonfire, a barbecue, a big fireworks display featuring a 60 piece rocket launcher, the world's biggest wind powered mirror ball, an illuminated colour changing 38 foot mast, a dancing cage above the shed, a pole dancing pole, & lots of extraordinary artworks.
The main outdoor
patio stage has a large coloured neon " the-67 " sign backdrop, elaborate colour
changing floodlights, and is projected via cctv on to a huge screen above the
shed at the bottom of the garden - acts can watch themselves playing and are
visible to many of the neighbours. Acts can also see who's at the front
door & in the street outside on a screen in one of the shed windows, they can
also see what's happening in the kitchen & watch an act playing on the kitchen
stage on another screen in a shed window. The garden also has a big bonfire,
fireworks going off , lasers & a strobe to enhance their performance experience
& they will be live streamed on youtube. No ordinary venue!!!
If you can't get there physically you can still participate via a two - way audio internet camera set up in the kitchen which has a spectacular stage which the camera is viewing - to see what's happening in the kitchen RIGHT NOW! with a smartphone:
Search the app store for; Fseye
Download the app & when you open it & you get the home page you should see a Local Login box in the lower part of the home page, If you press on this it will take you to a page with Device Manager at the top. To the right of this is a + sign, if you press this it will take you to a page with Add Device at the top, about a quarter of the way down this page you should see a monitor icon with Name next to it, press on Name and type in; Kitchen cam. Below this you will see Device ID , press on this and type in; umks789b76ru
Then press on Done then OK
You should then get a Successfully added! Message
You should now see Kitchen cam on the Device Manager page, if you press on this it should take you to a live view of the kitchen, if you press on the little speaker icon on the lower half of the page you should then be able to hear sound from the kitchen.
When you restart the app and you get to the home page you should see Local Login on the lower part of the home page, if you press this it should take you to the Device Manager page, here you will see Kitchen Cam, press on this to get back to the kitchen live view.
garden party area & patio stage will be live streamed on Youtube from about 9pm . Go to;
www.youtube.com/user/nigelnoize/live if using a PC or if using a
smart phone or tablet; get the Youtube app, open it & search for; nigelnoize
To see footage of the venues most spectacular gig so far (The Spaceheads) and some of the set; https://youtu.be/
The stunning, deafeningly loud, £235, 200 shot Retribution "mega - firework " (kindly donated by Luis Grupe) goes off at Bonfirenite Bash-N-Barbie18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apqe1anKlhI
"there's an ancient buddhist fable about the udumbara plant which flowers only once every 3000 years but when it does it's quite an event!- it's a bit like the-67 club which opens only once a year but when it does it's quite an event!"
bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 11 - 10th anniversary special - 5th november 2011; the story;
the-67 securityvideo and pictures
bonfirenite-bash'n;barbie 11; the movie ft. the chease-radio-snuff event november 5th 2011
video; "the micro's last process" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 10 november 6th 2010
video; "the eang jam featuring the drunken revellers" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 9 november 7th 2009
video; "kneel down like a saint gorilla and sink" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash-n-barbie 8 november 8th 2008
video; "execution by firechair" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 7 november 3rd 2007
video; "the telly's last vision" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 6 november 4th 2006
video; "the organ's last sound" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 5 november 5th 2005
video; kneel down like a saint gorilla and stop hq/nigel noize's bedroom/the loft stage
current event; "44years" the world's longest mickey-take featuring bogo*, 8pm nov. 7th 2003 to 8pm nov.7th 2047
*bogo; part-time member of the london electric guitar orchestra(lego)
Bonfirenite Bash-n-Barbie 21;
(Flyer version 1.4)
"the spectacular /live streamed, back garden firework/art house party"
November 2022 ring +447967963165 for the date & more info.
8 till late @ the-67 London UK
For For invites email email@example.com
A fabulous firework display & barbecue, a video disco projected on a 90inch screen in the garden, lots of amazing live acts on many different stages, lots of extraordinary art objects, - over 40 screens, 5 stages, a multitude of live acts, thousands of global invites for the live stream.,
No ordinary back-garden bonfirenite party!
The main garden party area & patio stage will be live streamed on Youtube from about 9pm . Go to; www.youtube.com/user/nigelnoize/live if using a PC or if using a smart phone or tablet; get the Youtube app, open it & search for; nigelnoize live.
( if you can’t get there physically it will be possible to participate from anywhere in the world via a 2-way audio internet camera in the kitchen
Live Acts (approximate times);
The Garden Patio Stage;
The Kitchen stage; 10:30pm
The Kitchen stage; 11:00pm
The daredevil stage; 12:30pm Nigel Noize ( www.youtube.com/nigelnoize )
The Garden patio stage; 10:00pm:
02:00am Kneel Down Like A Saint Gorilla And Stop
The Nigel Noize stage; (in the attic bedroom) 12:00am;
The Living Room stage 01:30am;
The Nigel Noize stage 02:00am;
The Nigel Noize stage 02:30am:
03:00pm The grand firework finale! - "The 3D volcano firework printout" - a home made firework made of an old printer packed with incendiary powder is let off TBC
Belly dancing in the cage above the shed TBC
The Noizombies ( http://youtu.be/-ie-ezeIuxg ) featuring T R 808 (a collection of Nigel Noize's machines playing improvised noise by themselves) will be playing a 12 hour set! in the cellar/crawling space/chillout zone below the party from 8:00pm throughout the event
TIME ON ACID – the live 10 year noise webcast (from 13/03/13 to 13/03/23) from the loft/bedroom stage, more info; www.timeonacid.com
More acts TBA.
There will be 5 stages; Stage 1; The garden patio. Stage 2; The Nigel Noize stage on the circular bed in the loft bedroom
Stage 3; The midget stage in the 3ft 7in. cellar/crawling space. Stage 4; The kitchen stage. Stage 5; The daredevil stage - on top of the cage dancers booth on a platform above the shed.
VJ Firestarter will be projecting the youtube video-disco on the 90 inch screen in the back garden from 8pm
Fireworks MC Dennis "the alchemist" will be performing an incendiary extravaganza (time TBC.)
There will be a 3rd big screen in the garden with views from 4 cctv camers showing; east & west views of the back alleyway for security to keep an eye on, a cam in the main indoor party room, & a cam showing what's happening on the Nigel Noize stage in the attic bedroom.
It's a fancy dress party; combat/warzone/fetish costume please! Games; there will be an apple-bobbing contest
Bring food, booze, warm clothes, things to burn etc.
(Nigel Noize’s house & garden is slowly turning into a huge, complex, art-installation which will eventually be entered for the Turner Prize)
P.S. Pull a funny face when you get to the front door - there's a cctv cam
embedded in it which will project your mug to the 4 tvs embedded in the
loft-bedroom stage art-installation-tv-radio-clock-wall backdrop (also known as
TIME ON ACID), the tvs in the hall, and landing, the screen in the front garden
above the front door, and the big screen projection in the back garden (the best
one could win a prize!)
P.P.S. Upon arrival, guests will be given the opportunity to wear a badge indicating their "relationship status"; Red denotes fully engaged, Amber denotes not sure, Green denotes free and single
P.P.P.S. The managment has blown so much money on the set that there's not enough budget left for much food or booze, so guests are advised to bring their own or take a chance with the remnants of the previous 33 parties there's been in the last 23 years (stored in the basement)
***DISCLAIMER*** Guests attend at their own risk
organisers will not be held responsible for any injuries during the
Anyone interested in attending this event
contact Nigel Noize email; firstname.lastname@example.org
Anyone interested in attending this event contact Nigel Noize email; email@example.com
the set features; 1 very large bonfire, 1 cage dancers cage - above the shed, One 60 - piece multiple rocket launcher, 40+ screens, 250 champagne bottle candle-holders with candles, 151 radio's & over 100 clocks (all different) , Over 40 cameras, 3 video projectors, laser s, 3 rainbow plasma plates, a multitude of garden art objects the-67 garden urinal the eang(electro-acoustic-noise-guitar)
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contact; facebook; nigelnoize
related sites; www.youtube.com/nigelnoize
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